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	<title>Shaarei Tzedek - Orthodox Judaism in Downtown Toronto &#187; fun</title>
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		<title>Shabbat Shalom!</title>
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Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.
&#8220;Give me the box of matches,&#8221; says one. &#8220;Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens.&#8221;
He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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<p>Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.</p>
<p>&#8220;Give me the box of matches,&#8221; says one. &#8220;Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens.&#8221;</p>
<p>He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms&#8230; &#8220;No, no, don&#8217;t!&#8221;</p>
<p>The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars? Still, he takes another match&#8230; and&#8230;</p>
<p>A crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms:</p>
<p>&#8220;No, no, don&#8217;t do that!&#8221;</p>
<p>One of the astronauts says, &#8220;This looks serious. What are they afraid of?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Nonetheless, we&#8217;re here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars&#8221;.</p>
<p>So he strikes a match &#8212; which flames up, burns down, and&#8230;. nothing happens.</p>
<p>So he turns to the Martians and asks, &#8220;Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?&#8221;</p>
<p>The leader of the Martians says, &#8220;It&#8217;s Shabbes you idiot!&#8221;</p>
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